Little Theatre of Virginia Beach
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2014-2015 Season
Stage Notes

Little Theatre of Virginia Beach
Audition Notice


By Neil Simon

Directed by Jeremiah Albers

Audition Dates:
Auditions: March 23 and 24, 2015 at 7pm
Callback: March 25 (Please plan to attend, inability to do so may impact your chance of being cast)

Audition will consist of cold reading from the script. Sides will be provided.

Production Dates:
May 15 - June 7, 2015, Friday and Saturdays at 8:00, Sundays at 2:30.

First Rehearsal: March 30

Synopsis: At a large, tastefully appointed Sneden's Landing townhouse, the Deputy Mayor of New York has just shot himself. Though only a flesh wound, four couples are about to experience a severe attack of Farce. Gathering for their tenth wedding anniversary, the host lies bleeding in the other room and his wife is nowhere in sight. His lawyer, Ken and wife Chris must get "the story" straight before the other guests arrive. As the confusions and mis-communications mount, the evening spins off into classic farcical hilarity.

Roles Available:

Chris Gorman (Female, 30s): A successful contract lawyer, married to Ken. She is a bit nervous and high strung.

Ken Gorman (Male, 30s): A successful attorney, married to Chris. He is a natural leader: confident, cool and collected.

Claire Ganz (Female, 30s): Wife of Lenny. Beautiful and sophisticated, she is also gossipy and a little bitchy. A "Real Housewives" type.

Lenny Ganz (Male, 30s-40s): A wealthy and successful financier, married to Claire. He has a hot temper and is currently suffering from a case of whiplash.

Ernie Cusack (Male, 40s-50s): A successful psychologist married to Cookie. He is jovial, good natured, and well-liked.

Cookie Cusack (Female, 40s-50s): A successful host of a television cooking show, married to Ernie. She is a perennial oddball who suffers from chronic back spasms.

Glenn Cooper (Male, 30s): A politician currently in a campaign for New York State Senate, married to Cassie. He is the consummate politician; even keeled and careful.

Cassie Cooper (Female, 20s): The trophy wife, married to Glenn. Beautiful and elegant, she is an emotionally unstable train wreck dabbling in New Age Religion.

Officer Welch (Male, 30s-40s): A hardened police officer on the beat. The curmudgeon.

Officer Pudney (Female, 20s-30s): A police officer. The newbie.

***Age ranges are approximate.

Questions. please contact Jeremiah Albers